When will my order ship?
We can’t wait for you to get your new gear! Because we want every piece to be perfect, all of our shirts are made to order just for you. This means it usually takes us a few days to craft, pack, and ship your items. The moment your package leaves our hands, we’ll send you an email with the tracking details so you can follow its journey. Thanks so much for your patience!
Who designs this stuff?
Everything you see in the shop is dreamed up and designed 100% in-house by a fun-loving Florida wacko with over 25 years of graphic design experience under his belt. Making delightfully odd, out-of-the-box stuff is the ultimate passion here, and that offbeat energy goes into every single garment.
The collections are a massive melting pot of styles, eras, and weird ideas. Some pieces are completely original concepts built from the ground up, while others are lovingly warped revisions of rare vintage shirts, bootleg graphics, and old-school streetwear. Whether it’s breathing new life into a forgotten retro aesthetic or designing something entirely strange from scratch, every piece gets an obsessive amount of attention before it ever makes its way to your closet.
How's the fit on the shirts?
Our graphic tees use a heavy but soft, garment-dyed blank for a standard fit. They run true to size.
The shirts are pre-shrunk during the dye process, meaning they will retain their original shape and size when following standard washing instructions.
Size charts are posted on every garment page.